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About Me:

Joce'/ Josh' call me whatever but the full name is Jocelyn. Junior. Those girls who are absolutely gorgeous are called my bestfriends. I'm just the ugly sidekick that everbody else adores.♥ I'm the weird, funny, smart one. Orange is my color ;~; . Garfield High School, Dance/ Drill Team. I Love My Friends.

odaxelagnia13's Posts

May 18 2013 7:36 pm

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aizercul:

remember when you weren’t obsessed with actors and fictional characters?

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May 18 2013 7:29 pm

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monetizeyourcat:

vlogbloopers:

wow get a job

are you talking to the photographer or the dog because if you’re talking to the dog i agree

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May 18 2013 7:27 pm

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hatelyn:

not only did my dumbass of a sister write “i luv 1D” backwards on her face because she did it in the mirror, but she also used this glitter tattoo stuff that doesn’t come off for a couple days

I can’t stop laughing that sucks so much

May 18 2013 7:18 pm

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It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day

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May 18 2013 7:16 pm

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Mom: If you were going to kill someone, what weapon would you choose?
Me: A dull knife.
Dad: Why a dull knife?
Me: You want to really mess someone up and make it painful? Use a dull knife. Sure, it's going to take a bit more effort, but it isn't going to cut. It's going to rip. It'll be painful, and if they survive the healing process will be a lot more difficult and painful. A dull knife expresses more anger than a sharp knife. A sharp knife is kind of the nice guy murdering tool, but if I'm going to kill someone I'm going to assume that I have finally snapped so I'd go for something painful and vicious.
Mom: We've raised a potential serial killer.
Dad: I don't know about you, but I'm proud of the amount of thought that went into that.

May 18 2013 7:12 pm

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May 18 2013 7:09 pm

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verysiriuspotterhead:

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hudlionunshod:

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warhammer-of-cillyhoo:

egberts:

egberts:

my mom finally bought a toaster

why did this get notes

we’re happy for you

its just a toaster

Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story.
“Finally” denotes anticipation.
“My mom” is character development: you have a mom.
“Bought a toaster” is the clear resolution of the story.

It speaks volumes.

its just a toaster

Don’t say that

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May 18 2013 6:34 pm

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stoner-in-disguise:

sobaked420:

3p-teen-japan:

so-relatable:

Yahoo is trying to buy tumblr. Reblog if you are against this!

TUMBLR IS WORTH MORE

Get out of yahoo

Fuck off yahoo. I don’t even use your email.

May 18 2013 6:03 pm

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May 18 2013 5:57 pm

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May 18 2013 5:51 pm

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iice:

fortheloveofbmth:

aiela:

serenitised:

twerkinturtle:

youareworthsaving:

usemeth:

I hate this but I need it on my blog.

Holy shit

what the fuq

OMG WTF IS THAT MOVING OR AM I CRAZY

wow is this a gif cuz my computer said its not 

MY BLOG IS ON FIRE

this post is a lie

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May 10 2013 1:10 am

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vagisodium:

foodtrucker:

I really hope “bitch I might be” doesn’t become the new tumblr Thing

bitch it might be

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May 3 2013 8:50 pm

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