remember when you weren’t obsessed with actors and fictional characters?
wow get a job
are you talking to the photographer or the dog because if you’re talking to the dog i agree
not only did my dumbass of a sister write “i luv 1D” backwards on her face because she did it in the mirror, but she also used this glitter tattoo stuff that doesn’t come off for a couple days
I can’t stop laughing that sucks so much
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story.
“Finally” denotes anticipation.
“My mom” is character development: you have a mom.
“Bought a toaster” is the clear resolution of the story.
It speaks volumes.
its just a toaster
Don’t say that
Yahoo is trying to buy tumblr. Reblog if you are against this!
TUMBLR IS WORTH MORE
Get out of yahoo
Fuck off yahoo. I don’t even use your email.
I hate this but I need it on my blog.
what the fuq
OMG WTF IS THAT MOVING OR AM I CRAZY
wow is this a gif cuz my computer said its not
MY BLOG IS ON FIRE
this post is a lie
I really hope “bitch I might be” doesn’t become the new tumblr Thing
bitch it might be